- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The New York Giants

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Immigration Laws

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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