- Anti Joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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