- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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