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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

the sky is green no it is not

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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