- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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