- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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