Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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My Nan, that is all.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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