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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A seal walks into a club.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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