roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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