Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

The cream, it is coming

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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