What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Knock knock Come in

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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