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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Equal rights!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

The Colts this year.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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