ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Urban ghettos

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A van drives into a car.

This is not a joke.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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