How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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PIED NINNY!

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Psychics.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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