why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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