Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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