- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

So one time there was this woman learning...

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Penis

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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