- Anti Joke

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow