Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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I went to work today....

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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