- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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