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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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