- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Christ is a conspiracy

Make me famous

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Sam Hengal.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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