- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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