- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What's white and black? Color blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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