What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's white and gluey Glue

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