- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A dyslexic blind man

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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