- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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