- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Sarah Palin's political campaign

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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