A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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