Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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