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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A praying mantis is very graceful

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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