- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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