- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Click here for free sandwich.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

The FCC

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??