Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Good job, son.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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