- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

How about that airline food?

A man died.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

FUCK YOU

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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