- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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