- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Who invented apple? God

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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