Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

knock knock come in !

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the snake say to the rat?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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