- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are flowers.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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