Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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It says so on your cap.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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