Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are flowers.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Women's Rights

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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