- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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