Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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