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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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