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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Cancer.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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