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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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