There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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