- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

you give like i give lomain

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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