Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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