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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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