Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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do you have a wife?

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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