Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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