- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a black man? Rob

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Dead girls can't say no.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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