- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Penis

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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