- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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