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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.