A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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