What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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