- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Black people having a Job.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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