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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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