- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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