- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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