- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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