- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Yellow People !!

womens rights.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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