Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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