- Anti Joke

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

boobs!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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