What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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