- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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