- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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