- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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