Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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outside your comfort zone

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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