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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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