- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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