- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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