What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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